January 2009
22 posts
Eric tells me: "My coffee cart guy got a ticket...
Guy on street: "Sorry to hear about that."
Cart Vendor: "Yeah, thanks, I know. It's Obama."
Guy on street: "You think Obama's behind this?"
Cart Vendor: "Yeah, he needs the money for the government."
Guy on street: "Wait, really?"
Cart Vendor: "Think about it. I've been here for years. What changed between yesterday and today?"'
Guy on street: "You're right! That sonofabitch. He ain't takin' my money!"
i love tag humor
marco:
<bush><war><instability><fear><greed><divisiveness></bush><obama>
Look at all of the crap Bush left open.
Watchit’s funny cause none of the actors have real names
"Instead of encouraging you to join a group, find... →
fatmanatee:
pterodactyls:
dyfl:
maura:
Facebook just got real.
Whoever is in charge of marketing at Burger King is clearly some kind of terrifying supergenius.
You just know he is a supervillain at night.
I don’t care how deadly it can be, I’m going to Burger King tomorrow. I sleep with the supervillains.
A Series of Unfortunate Events
this happend to me once…
yourmonkeycalled:
What a crappy day!
I tripped and fell into a video game store.
I lunged to steady myself by picking up the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a Nintendo Wii.
I bounced around the store, unable to regain my balance, grabbing for anything to pull myself back up: Mario Kart, Rock Band, an extra controller.
My credit card slipped out of...